Man, I Want This Stupid Thing!

Apple has unveiled the iPhone Duo, its long-rumored foldable smartphone. It looks incredible.

Sure, its cameras aren’t as good as the new Pro Camera system in the iPhone 18 Pro and iPhone 18 Pro Max, and it costs a whopping $2,000 with 256GB of storage. But it’s so sleek, and who wouldn’t want more screen real estate without a bigger footprint?

I’ve used folding phones before and always found them to offer a compromised experience in nearly every way. But if any company can make a foldable actually feel good to use, it’s probably Apple. Yes, I’m a shill. A stupid, stupid shill from whom Apple is trying very hard to extra a huge sum of money from. And honestly, it might just work. Then again, the iPhone 18 Pro has a variable aperture… and that’s cool, too.