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This Guy’s Wife Refused to Take Maternity Photos, So He Posed for Them Instead

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When his wife Meghan refused to have maternity pictures taken, Justin (who goes by DruishPrincess69 on Reddit) decided to take matters into his own hands. And by matters we mean his belly. Since his wife wouldn’t take the photos, he hired a photographer and posed for all the stereotypical maternity shots himself.

We can’t even imagine what photographer Kerri Lohmeier of Harley K Photography thought when she got that call, but she played along and created a series of photos that are downright hilarious.

Cheesy black and white shots on the bed, Justin making a heart with his hands, a few photos of him staring lovingly at his ample midsection, and even a composite of Justin going in to kiss his own belly all make an appearance:

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“We basically did a shoot with him like I would do with women,” Lohmeier told us when we asked about the series. “But clearly this came out way more comical… ice cream cravings included…”

Oh, and by the way, Justin doesn’t usually look quite so… maternal… in his day to day. This is a photo of him when he’s not trying to seem pregnant:

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Image credits: Photographs by Kerri Lohmeier/Harley K Photography and used with permission


 
  • Mike

    Well, is he going to pose for the birth video, as well?

  • Bill Smith 999935

    What do you think, about 28 weeks?

  • Jason Yuen

    Why did I keep scrolling down image after image?

  • http://www.gannonburgett.com Gannon Burgett

    Definitely between 28-30.

  • http://www.gannonburgett.com Gannon Burgett

    Now that…that would be a sight. A very NSFL sight I would never care to see.

  • Mike

    To get to the comments.

  • Henry Wang

    the real question is how did he get from looking like that last picture to looking pregnant

  • Fullstop

    So ready for this trend to be over with.
    You can stick your beer belly out, we get it.
    Aunt Dotty thinks it’s funny.

  • Bill Smith 999935

    He took his loose fitting shirt off.

  • Kallai Iosif Gavril

    he sure is in ninth month.

  • Shrishti Kothari

    *facepalm*

  • OtterMatt

    I may never sleep again after seeing these, so thanks for that, I guess.

  • Guest

    One of my best friends for his wife’s maternity photos. Don’t tell him I put this here.

  • Manuel Cordero

    fweird!

  • http://facebook.com/betteroffdamned Better Off Damned

    He pretty much proved his wife’s point.

  • http://deegoz.com/ Deegoz

    AAAhhhh every scroll is a pain.

  • remyr

    I applaud you! Couldn’t stop laughing!

  • Rodrigo Abello

    WTF????

  • Lucie Durocher

    Eerilarious !!!!!!

  • Toya

    that is hilarious

  • Max

    Him wanted to be a mom …not a dad