Photo Printer and Metallic Paper Giveaway

Update: This giveaway is now over. The winner was selected and announced below.

Howdy friends. It’s time for another PetaPixel giveaway. This week we’re giving away a printing set with the following items: a Canon PIXMA iP4700 inkjet printer, 50 sheets of Silver Metallic paper by Red River Paper, and a $100 gift certificate to Red River Paper! The combined value of these prizes is about $250.

To enter, all you need to do is:

Tell us your favorite joke or one-liner

There are two ways to enter, and doing both methods will give you 2 entries in the contest, and thus double the chance the win!

  1. Leave your response as a comment
  2. Tweet your response, and include the following link to this post anywhere in the tweet:

    As long as the link appears in the post, you’ll be automatically entered in the contest.

This contest will end Friday May 21st, 2010. We’ll randomly pick a winner using and update this post. Good luck!

Update: This giveaway has ended. We received 184 comments and 98 tweets. Though we’ll count all the comments as entries, we will verify that the winner followed the rules and did not have an unfair advantage.

The randomly selected winner of the printer, paper, and gift certificate is…

#34: atom714

Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducks.

Congratulations! Please email [email protected] to claim your prize.

Thanks to everyone who entered and shared your hilarious jokes with us!

A big thanks to Red River Paper for providing the prizes for this giveaway!

  • aravindh

    imagine how how would it b if Michael Zhang's giving away some Professional Canon DSLR's (D450/D500),..

  • aravindh

    67.8% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

    4m where dose this came up

  • kristy

    A police officer asked me, “WHERE WERE YOU BETWEEN 6 AND 11?” I said, “elementary school.”

  • aravindh

    Folks r gona get MAD by re-tweeting & replying for it,..
    Including me,..:P

  • aravindh

    How'z the winner gona be announced,..?

  • aravindh

    When'z this contest getting over,..

  • Melody

    He, who doesn't hope to win has already lost. (Simon Bolivar)

  • Brian

    How do you drive a dumb blond crazy? Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.

  • Rob

    A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper says “Really? You have a drink named Moshe?”

    Thanks for the giveaway!

  • dagutzyone

    life is like a bed of roses
    just watch out for the “pricks”
    oops i ment “thorns” lol

  • Evan

    What do you call a sheep with no legs?

    A cloud.

  • wilson lee

    My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

  • Arne

    Two cannibals are eating a clown – one asks the other “Does this taste funny to you?”

  • Jonathan

    One I particularly enjoyed when I was in grade school…

    Why did the elephant wear tennies?

    Because ninies were too small, and elevenies were too big.

  • Isabel Morales

    A journey of a thousand miles begins with a six-pack and a game of “Truth or Dare”

  • Martha Busse

    A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer and a mop.”

  • TM Bigrigg

    There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.

  • db

    Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    Because he was feeling crumby

  • Juhani

    Looks very nice printer

  • Juhani

    “I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of my immediate availability.”

  • Kristin Samuel

    Want to hear my construction joke?
    I'm working on it.

  • Colleen

    What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

  • wanderinghome

    How did the midget let his friends know he was gay? He came out of the cupboard.

  • Cathy C.

    If all is not lost, where is it?

  • Aaron Patterson

    Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. “I can’t leave,” the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.” The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?” the victim asks. “He says you’re gonna die.”

  • gordonryan

    A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

  • mikelangelo

    What did the lone ranger say when he saw his horse was coming?

    “oh look, my horse is coming.”

  • videoflyer

    “I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.” – Elayne Boosler

  • ushao

    Old one from Stephen Wright. “If you're dyslexic and cross-eyed, can you see okay?”

  • Teiko Moxie

    “Oh Sky Cake.. Why must you be so DELICIOUS?”

  • Kevin

    A couple of blokes are sitting around a campfire trying to come up with a name for the territory they're exploring.
    First guy: “Why don't we start with a C, eh?”
    Second guy: “Right, then lets us an N, eh?”
    Third guy: “Great, we can end with a D, eh?”
    And that's how Canada was named. :)

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  • Sarah Skeen

    How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it (courtesy of my 5 year old daughter)

  • Gabe

    What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice Belt. :D