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The Definition of ‘Photographer’ According to Urban Dictionary

Here’s how Urban Dictionary defines ‘photographer’:

What just about every scene kid and hipster under the age of 25 calls themselves these days. Many own Canon Rebel xtis and rely heavily on cropping and Photoshop filters to give their otherwise mundane photos an “artsy” feel. It is also not uncommon to see them wielding Lomography cameras (usually a Holga, now that they’re sold at Urban Outfitters) on any given day. Typically, these “photographers” cite Diane Arbus, Robert Mapplethorpe, or, in the case of those Vice Magazine devotees, Terry Richardson, Cobrasnake, or Richard Kern, as major influences, because they couldn’t name any other photographers to save their lives.

The typical subjects of their photographs include, but are not limited to: pidgeon-toed girls in Converse that have been drawn on with ballpoint pens and/or Sharpies, flowers/weeds growing out of cracks in sidewalks, juxtapositions of objects that typically don’t go together (in one such case, a Queen of Hearts playing card on a cracked sidewalk), a girl who looks like something out of an American Apparel ad smoking a cigarette, decaying buildings, and just about anything that looks “vintage” (ie, yellowing washing machines in a laundromat).

If you actually know what you’re doing enough to make money from photography, you’re just a poser.


Thanks for the tip, Malcolm!


Image credit: Hipster Couple – Montmartre, Paris by ChrisGoldNY

Photoshopped Beyond All Recognition

The Urban Word of the Day a couple days ago on Urban Dictionary was PHOBAR:

-adjective, Acronym for “PHOtoshopped Beyond All Recognition.” A play on the the more popular acronym FUBAR: “F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition,” PHOBAR refers to an image, usually a photo of a person, that has been retouched and airbrushed with digital image manipulation software on a computer so significantly, that the person in the photo is barely recognizable.

So now there’s a simple word for when you feel like saying “too much Photoshop!”.


Image credit: before and after photos not fake/fake by pumpkincat210